Thursday, February 27, 2014

The New Normal at 6 months in

Things I haven't seen/used in 6 months:
  1. The UPS man
  2. A dishwasher
  3. Cooking spray
  4. Curbside garbage pick-up
  5. Recycling
  6. Door to door mail delivery (or even having a street address)
  7. Voice mail/answering machines
  8. Netflix
  9. Coupons
  10. A debit card (or a credit card except for at 3 stores, which generally requires a lot of effort and is not usually successful.)
  11. A scale
  12. The furnace
Things I have seen in the past 6 months:

  1. A 2 year old child riding on a piki piki (motorcycle) without a helmet
  2. Clouds of blue smoke from overcrowded vehicles and buses with parts dragging on the road and sparking.
  3. A fuel truck leaking gas which was being siphoned at a traffic light into plastic bags.
  4. Highways suddenly ending with large concrete blocks in the road; traffic diverted on to dubious steep embankments.
  5. Literal “gridlock” traffic – where both directions refuse to yield so no one moves. People getting impatient and choosing to make new lanes into oncoming traffic.
  6. A flock of sheep stampeding past our house; mongooses racing around the hill.
  7. Traffic stopped for cows in the middle of the road
  8. Lots of bugs and creepy crawly things: mosquitoes, ticks, flies, beetles, flying termites, centipedes, millipedes, one snake (thankfully from a distance).
  9. Tons of Barak Obama merchandise for sale (umbrellas, T-shirts, kangas, flashlights, etc. etc.) People here LOVE him and it's a guaranteed conversation piece once I say I'm from America.
  10. Evidence of spiritual warfare
  11. Something flowering all the time: bushes, plants, flowers, palm trees, mango trees, banana trees, etc.
  12. Guys riding bicycles with 30 trays of eggs strapped onto the back.

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